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What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant !

What do you call an ant in space ?
Cosmonants & Astronants !

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique !

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
An ant's mouth !

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